Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.
"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."
by Jumbawumba April 02, 2015
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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.

My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
by jenskank March 22, 2009
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vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 17, 2015
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Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.
person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."
by The Flying 69 March 27, 2008
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Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
by Streetwhiz April 21, 2009
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George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people
George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
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portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 23, 2009
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