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Definitions by Streetwhiz

Muldrow Moonwalk 

Originated in Muldrow Oklahoma, This act is portrayed between 3 partners, 2 partners lay side by
side face down on the floor while the third partner inserts both feet into their rectums and attempts to moonwalk.
This process is especially pleasurable if pointy cowboy
boots with thick heels are worn.
Harold and Bernard found out quickly that their loose rectums were no match for Jack and his shit kickers. Once
he started the Muldrow Moonwalk, the hoe down was all
but over!!!

Cleveland Fudge Packers 

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.
It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

Diarrhea Sunshine 

The act of excreting diarrhea on your
partners face followed by a fresh
yellow hot stream of urine. This process
can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special
song.
Now clap your hands and sing along! Diarrhea..Sunshine..on..a..
..Urinary...day..Diarrhea..Sunshine..wont..
you..come..out..and..play...diarrhea sunshine..now..don't..you..dare..frown..
diarrhea..sunshine..I..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be..
your..fellow...diarrhea..sunshine..your..
teeth..are..now..yellow.

Dirty Bernie 

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.
Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!
Dirty Bernie by streetwhiz May 18, 2009

Techno Idio 

Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.
My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?
Techno Idio by Streetwhiz May 17, 2009

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.