Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 15, 2009

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 05, 2009

Techno Idio

Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.

My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?

by Streetwhiz May 17, 2009

Perez Hilton

A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy
boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and
needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.

Hey..look! There goes that Homo
Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot
ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown.
Let's go cripple them queery bastards!

by streetwhiz April 26, 2009

Diarrhea Sunshine

The act of excreting diarrhea on your
partners face followed by a fresh
yellow hot stream of urine. This process
can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special
song.

Now clap your hands and sing along! Diarrhea..Sunshine..on..a..
..Urinary...day..Diarrhea..Sunshine..wont..
you..come..out..and..play...diarrhea sunshine..now..don't..you..dare..frown..
diarrhea..sunshine..I..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be..
your..fellow...diarrhea..sunshine..your..
teeth..are..now..yellow.

by streetwhiz May 20, 2009