duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.

Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022

Duck Hunt

When you’re hitting it from the side, one finger in her ass, the other wrapped around your dick rubbing her clit like your holding a gun and pulling the trigger!

She couldn’t stop cumming once I gave her the duck hunt

by P.Bolger January 25, 2023

duck buddies

Not dating but exclusively fucking each other. Being together without the commitment of dates/dating

Dude, no we’re duck buddies.

Are you guys ducking?

I want her to be my duck buddy

by moomoo74 April 11, 2021

Fuck A Duck

You looked this up! God, people!!!

FuckADuck!!!!
It is a action the involves fucking a duck with a in and out motion.

Fucking-means you put the D in the V aka a hole.

Fucking A Duck

-Braun B

Ah man, she cock blocked me, so I Fuck A Duck.

Ugly!? You can go fuck a duck!!!

by TroubleBraun! June 13, 2016