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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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tennis star

An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player
guy #1 "dude did you see dylan?"
guy #2 "yeah, he had his wrists rapped up like a tennis star."
by japanese schoolgirl spooner February 28, 2009
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Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants
Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.
by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024
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star fever

The effect on a person once they begin to experience fame.
They usually begin to reject what really means the most and become most interested in drugs, sex, money, parties ect.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear derek’s going on world tour?!”
Person 2: “meh, I really started to hate the guy after he caught star fever.”
by KindaGhostly March 16, 2024
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Seattle Freak Star

A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.
Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.
by dieharden April 28, 2024
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Stars

Tools who hold badges to perform dictatorships' biddings.
Boy: "I want to be a star, daddy"
Father: "Nope! Stars are cunts"
by the first sumerian gods October 30, 2021
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Star Wars

Nickname for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), a proposed missile defense system intended to protect the U.S from ballistic strategic nuclear weapons. Formed in 1984. In 1993, it was renamed to the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization (BMDO).
Reagan: To get rid of MAD, we gotta make the commies show who we really are.
Everyone else: Won't this just piss them off?
Reagan: And we'll call it Star Wars.
Everyone else: Deal!
by Abesrg April 10, 2020
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