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showerpiphany

An epiphany--something that occurs to you, often deep and profound--that occurs to you while you're in the shower.

Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).

Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.

Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Will: Dude, I had a life-changing showerpiphany this morning.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.
by alaskanjackal June 4, 2018
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Showerjerk

When you take a shower and jerk off at the same time
Dude 1: hey dude get online with the boys
Dude 2: can’t right now I’m showerjerking!
by Gdogginator July 21, 2020
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ShowerHeadFD

A person with an above average sized penis, FD meaning Fat Dick.
Hey ShowerHeadFD! I should go visit fluxteam.net
by ilobeshowerhead July 3, 2023
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star showers

When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!
"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
by Krkič June 5, 2019
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Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.
" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"
by Deepkicks May 15, 2020
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Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
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