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smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.
C’monyou know the smart money is on me!”
by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023
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Money ups

An urban version of pitching pennies. Two or more people can play. They all throw coins to a wall (usually a penny or copper) and the person whos coin landed closest to the wall wins. The game you used to lose your school money over or upgrade to the chicken fillet burger.
"Yo Murt you tryna play money ups"
"Shut up Tiff you're just gonna lose you're money again"
"No im not ive been practicing"
"Yeah come, you're gonna get smoked though, let's do 1 pound"
"Say no more"
by Mushutheanimal June 27, 2023
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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.
Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.
by Gary Vee May 13, 2019
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ill money butt

Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009
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Cash Money

Lilly: the traffic is going super slow; I’m doing 55 in a 70. They can definitely speed up.

Tyler: it’s not very cash money of you. You can’t wait for nic
by T/R May 13, 2022
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