Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him

Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole

by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022

Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 23, 2022

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Jake

A giant f boy

He is such a Jake

by GodofGTAV October 27, 2019

jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013