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flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.
Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???
by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
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The flying fox

The flying fox is a penetration position where you tie your girlfriend to a rope at a high spot and swing her from man to man as they shove there big black cocks in her.
by OneFour123 February 26, 2020
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The flying loveseat

A Halo 3 move requiring three people in which two people simultaniously target a single player, killing him just as he is going thru the man cannon. The two players then enter directly after the dead body and position themselves one on each end and begin teabagging the corpse in midair making the whole affair loosely resemble two dudes bouncing on a flying loveseat.
by Autistic screeching April 24, 2018
mugGet the The flying loveseatmug.

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.
I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!
by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020
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Flying ocelot

An ongoing skeppy meme referencing bbh trolling videos where skeppy confuses bbh with a flying ocelot
Badboyhalo: WHY IS THERE A FLYING OCELOT
by layaakasomeone March 26, 2021
mugGet the Flying ocelotmug.

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