finger high-five

during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.

my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.

by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

roll it in my fingers

The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.

I drank so much last night I had to roll it in my fingers for a while to get my jerk off started.

by Admiral General Aladeen Aladee June 17, 2016

Kick Her in the Fingers

When you deny a woman your credit card.

"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"

by BlueJuice April 30, 2015

Joe's Greasy Fingers

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

by Toby Highroller March 27, 2015

Drag Strip Finger

The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.

Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.

by Penntucky August 18, 2016