Labor Day

Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.

OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.

by phoenixvictrix September 12, 2014

Egypt Day

Egypt day is a day to celebrate. It was originated in like right side of Mr. Rhoads classroom. You can celebrate Egypt Day by wearing a PW mask, making your background horses, and eating those strawberry candies that just spawn in your grandma’s purse!

Person 1: Do you celebrate Egypt Day!

Person 2: What?
Person 1: Egypt Day dumbass

by Hottie Amelia May 11, 2021

A Matthew Day

A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.

I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.

by rudzbah August 6, 2021

gnf day

gnf day is a pretty boy holiday especially created for the famous content creator, Georgenotfound on November 1st.

"is today gnf day?"

"yes it is, all bow to georgenotfound."

by freywitha November 7, 2021

Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.

Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile

by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012

Dickerman day

A day filled nothingness followed by a night of gay sex

1, Dude that guys so boring during the day i wonder what he does at night
2,Hes probably having a dickerman day..

by kevjerk January 9, 2011

Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017