Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.

You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!

by Pyloco December 12, 2023

apple

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day

Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!

by bargebunk January 3, 2018

Apple

A horrible company that sues games and ruins childhoods

Apple sued epic games

by FEESEES October 12, 2020

Appling

Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.

Rick can't seem stop lying to women, what an Appling.

by little richard tuna king December 6, 2021

apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.

“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”

by Tudieh October 14, 2017

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013