Skip to main content

vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips
Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!
by Morgasm Gillesbian July 4, 2016
mugGet the vagina vaselinemug.

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
mugGet the Dive Right In Vagina Expressmug.

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024
mugGet the muddy vaginamug.

Outwards Vagina

a vaginal shaft and ovaries but outside of the person. (a mans penis and balls)
ex: I swear he must be a woman because he acts like he has a outwards vagina instead of a penis and balls.
by URDADDIE)% October 27, 2021
mugGet the Outwards Vaginamug.

Vagina

Guy: Rob just bought a new truck. A Chevy 1500.
Guy 2: Is that the one with the big vagina under the hood?
Guy 1: Yea, it sounds like a giant queef when you stomp on the gas.
by Skippy_Sanchez October 22, 2018
mugGet the Vaginamug.

vagina built

Basically a guy that lacks communication and cries when things don’t go their way bc they’re little bitches.
why Did Tito subtweet me instead of talking to me about the problem? Because he’s vagina built.
by Vagina built March 26, 2020
mugGet the vagina builtmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email