Tom

Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.

Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head

by LakeyChan June 26, 2022

tom orchison

Arsehole guy who is definitely the best drummer in the world. aside from robbie

Yo tom orchison and robbie were at the cockwash fest yesterday bustin some sick beats on there drums! Brrraapp!

by Tom the gay November 10, 2008

Tom

A fucking sexy god that has a dick 12 inches+ simply looking at him will make you blind from the pure godliness

Tom

by Hfjdksjdhdisi November 27, 2021

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

okey Tom

Someone who tells lies

He is an Okey Tom

by anonymous September 29, 2023

Tom Holland

he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.

"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"

by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025