Tom Holland

Tom Holland is everyones celebirty crush and it is not hard to see why! He is the best looking person in the world. He is so well rounded with being Spiderman, making us laugh with his britsh humor, and always being so kind. There is rumors he is dating Zendaya and they were seen kissing in a car.(Hopefully they are) But they have never confirmed it. Tom Holland is a walking meme he calls himself and is known for saying things as quakson, where my husband at, and omg is robert downey jr! He is so adorable!

Question who is the best looking and overall best spiderman? TOM HOLLAND!

by IamTotallyNotObsesedWithTomHol January 31, 2022

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 1, 2022

Tom

A nerd. Toms are very smart and not very sporty. Toms are average height and is good at writing and cartography.

Wow, he is such a Tom. He cant do sport.

by smart_definer123 February 8, 2022

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Tom

Guy who’s leng init. He’s got massive bunda and a magnum chode

Omg it’s a tom

by anonymous October 18, 2021

TOM

Alpha Male with a small ass penis, he likes to take it from the back until he finishes. then he likes to suck the dick of an older male. Stay away from Tom.

Oh is that a Tom

by BIG SHAQ69 October 18, 2021