National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.

I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.

by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

SMELLY PERSON

Damien is a smelly cunt who reminds me of a Guinea pig names skipper. Damien has 4 Xbox’s 3 PlayStations but can’t afford deodorant. Yet he is to lazy to go to the nurses office for a free stick. He smells like my bathroom after eating the homewrecker from moes. Damien needs to go to the Mississippi River to take a shower

Smelly person

by JoshWilkinson December 19, 2019

Wrong person

Then he paid the wrong person but I'm not walking away empty handed so it doesn't matter.

Hym "You need to credit and pay me for AI. I'm not walking away empty handed. You either paid the wrong person because you're retarded or you did it deliberately to spite me for using a pseudonym and using my rights in a way you don't like. I'm not working for the rest of my life. Pay or I stab a child. You should have done your due diligence."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025