Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

Egg Smasher by SanishPoe November 3, 2015

Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.

"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."

Bowl Smasher by r3s0n4t0r November 5, 2015

jelly smashing 

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound

Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing

jelly smashing by Big here 69 November 10, 2015

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

gorilla smasher by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Book smasher 

A person who reads booka for entertainment

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun

Book smasher by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016

pussy smasher 

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever

Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher

pussy smasher by queenmami July 20, 2016

hair smashie 

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

hair smashie by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016