Porn

When you can't get a girl

Person 1: Damn I need a girl

Person 2: Porn dude

by XxMUSICISMYLIFExX June 15, 2016

Normie porn

A definition used to describe adult content in the for of images or videos found on Instagram, Facebook or any similar websites.

The definition comes from the similar word; normie meme. A definition used to describe memes heavily reposted.

Yo man, look at this Instagram chick I found.

Wow, that just normie porn.

by Gregory Perkins January 17, 2018

Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching

Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder

Noise porn

Yum

by Starchary January 29, 2018

Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.

Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"

by Kent no January 4, 2020

Porn

Something urban dictionary can't live without.

*Porn exists*

The people of Urban dictionary: It's free real estate

by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020

misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

by upursm8 February 3, 2020