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player one syndrome

the inability to effectively play a multi-player video game in a position other than player one; the result of frequently playing a game yourself.
I'm not going to be able to beat him if I start every round from this position. I've been playing this game so long by myself that I'm now suffering from player one syndrome.
by eddie arias July 7, 2006
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You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
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playmate

A playboy playmate.
Meaning a playboy bunny. (A sexy girl of Playboy)
Here's Hugh Hefner and his lovely playmates.
by Bastian December 26, 2003
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playing the flute

by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006
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playerism

1. The distinctive quality or characteristic of being a player.
2. The doctrine, theory, principle or belief of being a player.
1. Charles was in rare form, his playerism was at it's peak form at the club the other evening.
2. Playerism is a state of mind, an identity or a way of life.
by Woody G. December 15, 2008
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playing the role

Pretending to be something other than what you really are just to appear a certain way in front of others
That girl really wanted to kiss me at the party but didn't because she was playing the role.
by Flizza March 2, 2014
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player

Defintion Of a Player:
A) P.ursuing L.ifes's A.dvantages Y.ou E.liminate R.isk
B) Someone who views others as sex objects and commonly use them for their own benefits.
C) Player's have established a common knowledge in personality triats in relations that demonstrate manipulation knowledge and experience.
D) A person who lives life as a game hence "Player".
E) A person who shows a definitition of social inadaqucy in relationships commonly due to a precursor of negative childhood manifestations.
F) The most common "Go-getter" found in business who have good disapline and neglect common morality and/or relationship etiquette.
ex.Player - A person who chooses not to respect/uphold another persons beliefs, feelings or emotions and seek for their own benifit.

Think up your own Damn example.
by Odieodilla April 21, 2008
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