Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

maccas hot fudge sundae

When a girl lets you creampie her ass then you giz it a lass munch with the tongue

Hollie wants a maccas hot fudge sundae

by bigd4hollie June 17, 2020

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

What the fudge

When you want to say what the guck but your parents are around and they will smack u oh daddybddbhehsbss

Me: what the fudge
Parents: gets belt

by Sjshsnwnqs s s December 2, 2020

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

son of a fudge

a safer way to say son of a bitch

guy: you son of a fudge!

by chreesus jist March 29, 2021

T-County Fudge Pop

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.

I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.

by The Wern August 4, 2021