The Internet is dead

The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.

There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.

Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.

The Internet is dead by Secret Dragoon July 7, 2009

dab is dead 

People would say this if some one dabs , because they either hate it or just want to say it then sometimes they would say "it's not 2016 anymore"

* dab* dab is dead my friend

dab is dead by Hey your shit?!!!!! March 19, 2017

Day of the Dead 

Day of the dead is the Catholic, and generally Mexican(although its celebrated in most north and south american places) holiday celebrating All Souls Day, aka Halloween, aka the ancient Samhain.

It's celebrated with skulls, skeletons, candy, camping out in cemeteries, and amateur seances. It's every goth and emo kid's dream day. Also called Dia de los Muertos.

It is one kick ass holiday.

We're going to hang out in cemeteries and paint our faces like skeletons for Day of the Dead.

Day of the Dead by Toee August 29, 2006

grateful dead

a motif of folk tales, popularized in europe but pre-dating possibly to vedic texts and others,where-in a wealthy person pays for the proper burial of some unfortunate deceased. the spirit of the deceased then repays the wealthy person somehow. a rock band also named themselves after this

grateful dead by eric October 22, 2003

kane and lynch dead men 

Kane and Lynch Dead Men is a great third person shooter with "fuck" thrown in nearly every sentence. The voice acting is perfect, the shoot-outs can be intence, multiplayer is fun (except for those little pricks who feel cool by being a traitor), but Kane and Lynch didn't get the credit it deserved.

"Dude Kane and Lynch Dead Men sucks, it only got a 6.7 out of ten!"

"Fuck you dude, try it, don't believe the stupid reviews, just try it!"

kane and lynch dead men by alter-ego Comrade Kane January 14, 2008

Wanking Dead Dogs off 

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

Wanking Dead Dogs off by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016