Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Crunt

1. The unwanted, leftover, hard food residue on counters, pans, pots, and various other surfaces

2. A minor inconvenience

"Ew! There's a bunch of crunt on the table."

by Cruntman03 February 12, 2024

Crunchycakes

An ADORBS name to call your friend connor / konrad. He will love it it's so masculine and he will be floored

lil crunchycakes my booboo

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

crunchfuck

icky bitch

That girl is such a crunchfuck.
ewwww she is serving crunchfuck.

by crunchy_1 February 25, 2024

crunchfuck

Someone that is the epitome of a crusty freak

The hallway reeked like bootyhole after a herd of crunchfuck freshman went by.

by Crunchfreak March 1, 2024

CrunchWaffle

A dry turd that has been wafflestomped.

Chad patently awaits as the ass crayon drys in the tub for the most delightful CrunchWaffle.

Or;
I can not believe he is taking so long to shower, it must be a CrunchWaffle thing…

by Mr. CrunchWaffle March 6, 2024