I swear to Thee, Crazy Mike,
As Leader and Chancellor of the Network,
Loyalty and Bravery.
I vow to Thee and to the superiors
Whom Thou shalt appoint
Obedience unto Death,
So help me God.

crazymike is the mastermind behind the crazymike network

crazymike by Insane Mike July 16, 2003

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crazymyke

a faggot who likes to drink skim in milk in his mothers panty hose.

thats crazydyke for ya

crazymyke by gh August 11, 2003

Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

Crayonsexual by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016

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