man....aise

a term for the thick creamy substance excreted from a mans penis after sexual activity, commonly refered to ass jizz, semen, nut, cum, or sperm

that dude sure has lots of man...aise

by jim May 6, 2005

man-orexic

very skinny male

that guy is man-orexic he should eat more

by don-o-man January 17, 2010

touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

simple man

Guy who hangs around with chics all day and in the end acts like he doesn't have friends.

Dude1: Bro, how's your social life?
Dude2: No friends man! Simple man..
Dude1: 😏

by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019

Hungry Man

Quite simply, while sitting at the dinner table enjoying a meal, the eater is also recieving a blowjob from underneath the table.

After a long day at work, Kevin was super pissed to find his wife had left to run errands. He had become acustom to getting a hungry man, but instead is left with little option but to just go ahead and eat by himself

by wolfmans brother October 27, 2011

man thot

A guy who may or may not accidentally wear a shirt to p.e. that is too small.
Tries to hide it but isnt successful

Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot

by Welcome_back_SNACKS! February 22, 2019

Man pig

A husband/boyfriend that treats their wife/girlfriend like a slave instead of their significant other.

Husband comes home and sits groceries on kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those up yourself, you man pig!"

My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.

by Moochy August 27, 2013