Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

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Top Churpser

When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.

Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post

by Sora.farm September 14, 2021

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Something badass guys (like me), like to say when something is cool, awesome or rad. Was originally used to describe a cabriolet car, but the term has later changed into new meaning.
Pronounced quickly and with fluent vocals.
Isa droptop.

Dude, did you go to the Lil Pump concert last night?
Yea dude, it's a drop top.

by Your boy every youtube here January 12, 2018

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top

2 cool 4 u

That's top👌

by FranjotheBanjo April 16, 2019

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Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

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Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

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