Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.
by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024
Get the Avoidance-warsmug. Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018
Get the Granny Warmug. A war between Floptropica and Da Boyz from 1914 to 1918. The war ended with a peace treaty written by Tonyloni Lopezin after 635,873 citizens were killed, and 8,642,378,623 were maimed
by I SVCKED 83 DEEKS IN THIS BITH May 19, 2023
Get the Great Badussy Warmug. by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021
Get the Console warsmug. The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
Get the corporate warmug. On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.
His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
by IB DaMann July 17, 2017
Get the Link Warmug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the 《¤》Art《¤》Of《¤》War《¤》Comma《¤》Space《¤》As《¤》Old《¤》As《¤》Old《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Moon《¤》Symbol《¤》Cuban《¤》Legends《¤》Comma《¤》Symbol《¤》Folklore《¤》Comma《¤》Space《¤》It《¤》Starts《¤》With《¤》Us《¤》Symbol《¤》Comma《¤》Space《¤》It《¤》End《¤》With《¤》Us《¤》mug.