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farting snake

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.
by pentozali October 5, 2011
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stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis
Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.
by hippy29 December 15, 2011
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celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it
Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."
by u shit fuck February 5, 2012
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.
by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012
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Black snake syndrome

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.
Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep
by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013
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trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
by qbillustration July 18, 2013
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