scoothump 

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.

Those two love birds are scoothumpin.

scoothump by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008

scootchie pootch 

The act of scootching on one's pootch.

Larissa's dog went scootchie pootch on the carpet.

scootchie pootch by BarbaraWearsPradaIsLame January 16, 2009

Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

Scootertard by pfudd August 14, 2009

scootlipped

to be forsaken by ones brethren ie stealing something

dude i just got scootlipped by a mouse eating my cheese

scootlipped by the guy rewarded3 October 16, 2009

Scoota Margarita 

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.

Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita

Scoota Margarita by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

scooterbagel 

a half vegetable, half fruit, twisted, portable bagel

THOMAS Scooterbagels

scooterbagel by Scooterbagel Originator May 19, 2010

Scooter Puter 

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

Scooter Puter by Goyoza June 24, 2010