Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Troll porn

A provocative post where you see a maximum disruption and argument. Finding it enjoyable and pleasurable. Witnessing the art of trolling.

That one post was full of troll porn, couldn't keep my eyes off it.

by Wonder_ May 21, 2016

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Porn

When you can't get a girl

Person 1: Damn I need a girl

Person 2: Porn dude

by XxMUSICISMYLIFExX June 15, 2016

Normie porn

A definition used to describe adult content in the for of images or videos found on Instagram, Facebook or any similar websites.

The definition comes from the similar word; normie meme. A definition used to describe memes heavily reposted.

Yo man, look at this Instagram chick I found.

Wow, that just normie porn.

by Gregory Perkins January 17, 2018

Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching

Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder

Noise porn

Yum

by Starchary January 29, 2018