Malek

Whoever is called “Malek” is just a fucking idiot.

“Hey, do you know Malek?”
“Yeah, but don’t approach him, he’s tryna dip his balls in sulfuric acid”

by Skull issue June 10, 2023

Malewife

Corvus

“Youre such a fucking malewife corvus”

by Celestiaishot6969 July 3, 2023

MaleBox

Pussy so good dudes go postal over it like it's not even a human but their own special MaleBox they or anyone can mail a package to anytime. They think you just open the slot to the drop box outside and dump it in her just like the postal service drop box. They think they can become her MaleMan and control what goes inside that MaleBox but that's always their demise because Male tampering is dangerous and possibly illegal definitely frowned upon.

The vagina is unfortunately currently mandated and regulated by the federal government since it produces multiple controlled substances the Supreme court has decided to intervene in the voluntary destruction of. This does not however allow any hairy tom dicky to become a male man deserving of a male box because they are feeling disadvantaged.

The Uninvited Solitary Pussyless Office did not hire you to deliver anything anywhere ever. MaleBox's don't exist and neither do MaleMen or their special packages they want to deliver. Go postal on your pillow case full of socks.

by DrRedBush July 21, 2023

Malex

Malex is an individual whose name will be known across nations around the world. Their name holds power and weight more than they can comprehend. They are the most independent inspirational and intellectual beings on this planet. They are about their business and will be able to own multiple businesses because of their competitive drive to push past their limits to become the best version of themselves. They also come with a lot of pain that they had to undergo in their past but that is exactly what molds them into the successful individuals that they will become. They enjoy/prefer to be to themselves but also don’t mind the company of wise individuals. They tend to put others before themselves which can gender them throughout their journey in life. The love that they give to anyone is unmatched by anyone, but be warned for they will began to drift away once they feel your love is not reciprocating their own.

I should’ve gave my child the name Malex so our family would know true success

by Knowledge98 August 5, 2023

Malek

This guy is a munch and loves Rothwell and Capris. He loves a good romp but will never buy his own as he gets any chick he can to get one for him. This bloke loves a tug and loves his own body, maybe even too much. He tries to prove himself to be this tough man that has no feelings. (Top one quote, "No one understands") But he has feelings like he has a vagina. The only thing he is good at is playing Fortnite with Rigos and sex. Malek is a good friend and is always ready to eat a friend out. Help a friend out******

Malek is a loser.

I want to have sex with Malek

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Malenfoy

A man typically blonde, whom is sneaky trying to menace his target. They typically are no harm more of just a huge fucking annoyance. Originates from mimes being creepy fucks.

Man he is such a Malenfoy, always trying to pants me in front of my boy toy.

by CocknBallsVagineFart August 8, 2023

Malewife

Malewife-A male in a relationship who does not conform to standard relationship practices,normally childish and sensitive in his relationships.Usually accompanied by a “girlboss”

Hey,that girl is definitely bossing that guy around!
“He’s a malewife”

by Disrupt27 August 25, 2023