pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud

Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"

by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014

Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)

hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins

by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022

skinny pig

a skinny person with the traits of a pig; one who thinks they know all, but don't🤗

The girl screamed and slapped the skinny pig for stealing her money!

by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

Pigs

1. Pink, curly-tailed walking sandwiches.
2.Police officers.

My brother bought some pigs.

by anonymous April 12, 2024

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

Slam pig

A girl you fuck only as a last resort.

I was drunk and out of options so I went over to Krystal’s, she’s just a slam pig.

by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019