Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.

"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"

by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018

Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.

I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.

by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018

Low blow

When you blow a guy on the down low

She gave me a low blow in the movie next to her family

by Schoolplaynerd March 10, 2018

Eric Bilotta

When you risk your life for something fun

Dude! Let’s Eric Bilotta this trip man!
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.

by kevindurantthegoddddd May 15, 2018

Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.

Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.

by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina

That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018

Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018