fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
by stupidass January 16, 2006
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Time-Travel Boner

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.
"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"
by lodfrog June 03, 2013
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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer March 27, 2012
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basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021
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Brooklyn Boner

take a huge dump on a mans dick, doggy style the other person, then make the other person lick it off.
i toally brooklyn bonered her last night man.
by billie butthole December 02, 2007
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Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
by flomause May 15, 2011
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Boner killer

When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.
Isn’t it such a boner killer to not be able to take a female of equal status or better on a date.
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
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