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Urban Dictionary

An absolute shit storm of randomness. One of the few websites Wich is not a social media but every time I go on I loose more and more faith in humanity. Still I find myself on it almost 24/7.
Brayden. Wow this is so wired

Jack. How wifred?
Brayden. Lady Gaga Urban Dictionary
Jack.Wow
by Jeanneau2 June 17, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A site that used to be funny as hell and a last holdout where non pc talk was allowed to flourish, now it’s being liberalwashed and reduced to something Mr Rogers would approve of.
I went to Urban Dictionary for some comic relief, but sadly the humor had long been buried.
by Dj smiles September 29, 2018
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Urban Surfing

Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!
I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.
by Get Pecked January 10, 2018
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urban file

When a state is under civil unrest, this happens when people are lined up to get out of the city they are in.
To escape the terrorist, we made a urban file.
by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011
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urban facebook

by deerslayer0243 November 29, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A site (that you're most likely viewing right now to read this definition!) that:

1) Rejects 99% of my publishes even though there very informing!

2) A site that formally used to be about slang but has almost everything defined here, usually in a derogatory way!
1) There's a 99% chance that this would not be published here!

2)This site used to be only for words like "fuck", "shit", and "bitch". Nowadays, you'll find words like "George Bush", "Islam", and "Microsoft". (Seriously, look the latter terms up, most of the definitions to them are derogatory!)

(Side note: I have to put "Urban Dictionary" here otherwise it won't let me publish!)
by Anton The Reaper September 9, 2013
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Urban Dicktionary

You fucking retarded pervert you slut piece of shit fuck off no porn here
You: *looks up Urban DICKtionary*
Me: Yo WTF you sick piece of shit thirsty TH0T
by Lvl 100 boss January 16, 2019
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