tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

Tom Sawyer

Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer is a coming-of-age story about a mischievous boy named Tom Sawyer and his adventures in the 1840s American South.

A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

by tayyahsu May 13, 2025

Tom Meers

A superior being with a youtube channel, he is better then you and will always be, he does brawl stars videos that are epic (even more then Rey or OJ or even Kairos but maybe not Mcds). He has is very OWN discord server! He rekts 9 yr toxic kids

cheese borgar is good but not as good as Tom Meers Borgar

by Tom Meers borgar April 7, 2022

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023