Rooster Smashing 

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

Rooster Smashing by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

rooster smashed 

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

rooster smashed by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

Turtle Smasher 

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

Turtle Smasher by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

string smashing 

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

string smashing by benju May 9, 2013

Proton Smashing 

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

Proton Smashing by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

Banana Smasher 

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.

Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers

Banana Smasher by jv3 February 13, 2015

sibling smashed 

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

sibling smashed by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015