Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.

"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

sock on

Gay

Yo did you know that kind sock on

by Monkymanthing April 22, 2021

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

pickle sock

A condom

Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii

by Peepee extedus January 29, 2019

no socks

A word for the up their ass popular group of teenagers at a high school. Short for ‘not so cool’

Did you see the no socks last weekend, who’s gonna tell them all their boyfriends look like rats who haven’t showered in weeks

by indiaaa2004 September 26, 2021

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019