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Roblox Rule 34

You poor soul... If your friends told you to look this up, don't.

Rule 34 is internet slang for porn. Basically, if it exists, there's porn of it. If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be searching this.
Bob, a troll: "Hey Timmy, have you heard of Roblox's new rule?"

Timmy: "No, what is it?"

Bob: "Look up "Roblox rule 34" to find out."
by ultrabacon December 29, 2022
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Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.
Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
by WREKLESS April 9, 2023
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rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.
Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.
by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023
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Marquess of Dingleberry Rules

When you pull out a pistol during a fist fight.
Frank! You just shot an unarmed man! That's Marquess of Dingleberry Rules!
by Peter Piper Pecker August 9, 2023
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San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020
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right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.
Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.
by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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