Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019

nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex

we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette

by gummy420 December 25, 2019

Bodgie nut

A small round pieces of poo.

Harry proudly walked into the room and told his parents “I did a bodgie nut in the toilet!”

by Memphis85 April 20, 2019

Urethral nut

A substance excreted from an organisms urethra; a transparent and most commonly yellow fluid
(I.e. piss)

I went to the bathroom to relieve myself of my urethral nut

by Something_Witty696969 April 26, 2019

The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.

Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019