Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.

Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

dennis hurd

A personality type that is characterized to underestimate Any most current issue.

"Can you believe we've been dating for 6 months and he dennis hurd's it like we haven't been dating at all!"

by Dennisyahurd December 20, 2016

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

roisin hurley

A beautiful girl who is crazy all the boys want she is a bit of a dickhead but she is sound

Roisin hurley is a beautiful girl

by Milly joe April 4, 2017

Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

by ellie-nor May 13, 2017

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017