church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

Elitist Gay

A gay male or female that refuses to acknowledge any gay who is less attractive of them because they think they are better than them on the basis of physical attractiveness.

That elitist gay didn't respond to my Facebook message or add me back on Snapchat, but reblogged everything of that gay model.

by Cade R October 9, 2016

Gay Bingo

The rare occasion when a person gets to sleep with a same-sex partner with the same first name.

Ben: "I won gay bingo last night; I slept with another Ben."

by BitchyGayGuy December 24, 2016

the ultimate gay

This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.

Wow, Chad is the ultimate gay.

by CroutonSalad November 17, 2018

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

Gay College

Jail.

This fool stole my bike. He belongs in gay college.

by Nasor6221 October 15, 2018

Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.

My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.

by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018