Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.

Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."

by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan January 8, 2016

Creamed

To beat someone real bad in a sport or game.

We played a few rounds of Kemps against another couple, our team creamed them.

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024

cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.

"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"

by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024

Fosse Ardeatine ice cream spill

The act of filling a belly button with ejaculation and left over pieces of scrotum.

Yesterday the Fosse Ardeatine Ice Cream spill was amazing with Lorenzo.

by Tancredi_Toti October 23, 2025

Boston cream glizzy

An eclair is really just a boston cream pie in glizzy form

Yo dawg, pass me another Boston cream glizzy, I got a sweet tooth

by Harry Areola March 12, 2022

sour creaming

the act of kicking someone you know less well from the party.

player1 "im sorry player5.... you got to go.."
player5 "why? 🥺"
player1 "my sinceresd apology as i can't put it into words that would make this situation look fine but fate has decided that we need to be sour creaming you today.. i wish you the best on your games today but we can't be part of the joy you will experience today. we love you </3"
*player5 kicked*
*new player5 joins*
player1 "WAZZAAAA"
player2 "WAZZAAAA"
player3 "WAZZAAAA"
player4 "WAZZAAAA"
player5 "WAZZAAAA.. did you guys just sourcream the other fifth?"
player1 "ye :/"

by ominouspink June 24, 2025