bros before hoes

Any friend should come before the person you are finessing. This applies with all girls and boys!

you: hey wanna hang out during lunch?
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!

by turdsbucket June 6, 2018

bro killer

first off bros are all those losers wearin skin, srh, and listen to kmk and icp. they all have dgaf in there myspace display names, wear tight skin shirts and baggy ass pants with their hats flipped up, and dark ass loke glasses. they mostly ride dirt bikes and other motor crap. they happen to have hot slutty girlfriends which are known as bro hoes, bygon industries used to carry a bro killer shirt collection until the owner nick got scared and stopped making them cause he was a little bitch. bro killer, is just an emo kid or scene kid or wannabe hardcore kid thats tryin to be cool.

lets go to that hardcore show and wear our bro killer shirts we will be sooo br00t4l

by BROKILLA June 20, 2007

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

Smash Bros Cube

Super Smash Brothers Melee;

The reason the Nintendo GameCube exists.

So why didn't they just call it the Smash Bros Cube?

Me: Dude, did you bring your Smash Bros Cube?

You: What?

Me: Your Smash Bros Cube.

You: Oh, you mean my GameCube? Yeah I have it, but I didnt bring smash bros sorry.

Me: You idiot.

by Socko_ECS August 23, 2011

Kinda gay bro

You're kinda gay, can be used for a reason or for no reason at all.

Friend 1: Hey bro, wanna go to the movies later?

Friend 2: IDK thats kinda gay bro

by Depresso-Expresso April 16, 2021

ur fake bro

When one lies about something in particular then they are fake.
When the subject a person or thing is incorrect u can then call them out for being fake bro.

Jake: Yo, i got my ankle fixed.

Grayson: Ur fake bro kys!

Jake:freaking heck!!
brokenankel fake gay jake grayson

by BaconBush November 30, 2016