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BAnANa

One that touches his peepee so much that his dick turns to mush. Such as that of a banana. Usually relates to an anime weeaboo.
Some dude: Man that dude is such an anime weeb, he beets his banana too much.
Some other dude: Yea he's such a weeb.
by ssdhfghfhfhfhf March 5, 2018
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Banana Kangaroo

A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
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banana

monkey 1: you know that banana

monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with
by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Cool Bananas

This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder

This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?

A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌

Or

A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch

Friend: I will

A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
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Banana Frenchy

The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.
Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH
by craigbird1968 June 24, 2021
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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