I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.

Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!

by Marc0662 May 8, 2006

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I'm shook

To be Speechless/flabbergasted/confused/tense.

Guy 1: .....And finally after you put the hole in the center of the apple pie, microwave it for 45 seconds....

Guy 2: (shook)

Guy 1: you look shook

Guy 2: I am shook. (I'm shook)

Guy 2: I just wanted to know the best way to make apple pie. My god man....

by clinton69 August 23, 2016

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I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006

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I D ten T

Idiot.

Man you are a memebr of the I D ten T fraternity aren't you?

by wellwhaddayaknow October 3, 2008

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I Have Some Business To Take Care Of

It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.

-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"

by Vert Truken April 10, 2010

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