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vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .
Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!
by Pc289 March 10, 2014
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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.
Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
mugGet the Hush Your Vaginamug.

VAGINA

REMIND YA IM KINDA WET RUN DOWN MA VAGINA WET RUN IT DOWN MA VAGINA REMIND YA

person 1 : OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC! very holy

person 2 : can i have a vagina too?
a talented VAGINA singer
by P4RKHOE March 18, 2023
mugGet the VAGINAmug.

muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
mugGet the muff vaginamug.

glitter vagina

when a woman/man wants to get a divorce right after they got married
ross wants to divorce cam after one day of being married he's such a glitter vagina
by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017
mugGet the glitter vaginamug.

male vagina

Wow, that male vagina is mighty girthy!!!!
by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017
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