A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .
by Pc289 March 10, 2014

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.
Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

REMIND YA IM KINDA WET RUN DOWN MA VAGINA WET RUN IT DOWN MA VAGINA REMIND YA
person 1 : OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC! very holy
person 2 : can i have a vagina too?
person 1 : OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC! very holy
person 2 : can i have a vagina too?
by P4RKHOE March 18, 2023

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017

by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017
