tits migee

Your father will yell this at the television whenever a baseball player strikes out.

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

"TITS MIGEE!!!"

by Doughnut Bulemic April 21, 2012

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!

Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011

scab tits

noun: A syndrome wherein a girl, or in extreme cases a boy, systematically scars his or her boobal region because of poor self esteem, a need for attention, boredom, eroticism, stupidity, or any other reason. There is no known cure for scab tits, only a lot of heartache.

1) "You know Jeremy, my first marriage ended in scab tits...for the both of us."

2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.

3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.

by Don't Tell Dad October 14, 2008

Grace's tits

daaaaang

Grace's tits

by Hatemyself22 July 20, 2016

tit meister

A person(he/she) who is in deep love with tits.

Dude, i saw Tom yesterday masturbating to picture of tits. He is SUCH a tit meister!

by titty galore April 29, 2009

tit cover

Another name for a shirt.

Mom: We have to go to the store hunny
Bob: Yeah, I need to get some new tit covers
Mom: Oh you need some shirts?
Bob: No I need tit covers to cover my big tits
Mom: Oh.

by Mike Shyman May 24, 2008