potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

[Potato]

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)

"Aww Jessica is such a potato"

by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016

Potato

Noel Gallagher

POTATO.

by Clive Evans June 27, 2017

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 26, 2019

potato

when you’re playing any shooting game and miss horribly

“broo you couldn’t hit a shot you’re a potato”

by greyyyyyyyyyhhh April 25, 2022

potato

The meaning of life.

Potatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is everything

by Bobbyisapotato June 12, 2018

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024