Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

by 🏈 November 20, 2018

apple

🍎

i eat apple

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 25, 2022

Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.

"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."

by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012

Apple

1. The round fruit of the tree of the rose family, which typically has red or green skin and crisp flesh.
2. The American multinational technology company headquartered in California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.

Why would you make a serious Urban Dictionary definition about apples?

by Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov (Lenin) June 20, 2019

Apple juice

Daniel Seavey sings this song when he spilt his juce on his pants

" I spilt my apple juice, my apple juice"

by #wdw2 June 13, 2018

apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

by the man12345232 December 6, 2011

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016