Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.

"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024

sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

sock

hit forcefully.

"Jess socked his father across the face"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

Socking

The act of sounding and docking simultaneously. Each man inserts one end of the sounding rod into their penises, then docks by interlocking foreskins.

Person: Yo you wanna dock later?
Person: Nah bro, everyone’s socking now. You should try it.

by ronwald_johnson69 May 22, 2025