dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

by CHODES September 6, 2007

Long Island Iced Poo

Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!

Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!

by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007

hai-poo

A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.

This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.

by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005

Cheesy Poo

The smell of cheese and dirty ass mixed together. Also used when you have no specific word for the odor you are smelling.

cheese ass poo

"My dear god, that smells like Cheesy Poo!"

Lissinator: Dude smell my finger
Alias: Yuck that smells like shit!
Lissinator: Nooo, that my man, is cheesy poo!

by Lissinator January 13, 2009

tippecanoe poo poo

A situation in which a sweaty hot arse makes a long wet shit.

Mom-"LETS GO!" Me-"Hold on Im takin a tippecanoer." Mom-"Oh."

by Pizzizzle April 15, 2004