Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025

Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket

The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.

I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.

by Qball1984 January 23, 2026

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022